“What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that?… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“When I am alone, my table manners are rather piggish, but i suppose that's because I don't eat at a table, I… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Sully's, on South Prospect, was the quintessential biker-bar, complete with hefty, leather-clad Harley worshippers, and stringy-haired heroin-addicted women who made the rounds among the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“I will not dumb myself down to make someone else more comfortable with their ignorance.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“The conundrum of sanity and insanity, is that it serves us to be some of each. It's really only a question of degrees. You… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't plunge into… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“Regarding Christians who feel they have a free pass on being criticized; When the blind worship of an invisible being and the doctrine of… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“Real connection (and if it's LOVE, then real love)--goes beyond those not-so-perfect and superficial and idiosyncratic things that simply make us individuals. The trust… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“Some people have goodness and merit buried deep inside and we glimpse it and see its value but ultimately it's covered by so much… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“I want to make the choice that gives an accurate impression of who I am; and who I am is someone who wants to… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“The supernatural worldview is causing a great number of otherwise intelligent people to cling to a collection of atavistic concepts that have not, and… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
“You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
When one hits the bottom of the Desperation Barrel, there is always someone down there. — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share
