I said: Please find attached. I never said there was an attachment. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
When Jesus told us to love one another, He never said we had to like it. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
The fact that something is better than sex doesn't mean it's not horrific. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Give me a lever, and I shall move the world (oh, and I'll also need a world). — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Secret 869119. When searching for a terrorist cell, try to remember the last place you used it. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a dash, but separated by it. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
We can't let the terrorists win. No matter how softly we toss the ball to them, they miss it every time. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by. — John Alejandro King Copy Share
