Humor Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Love of sugar had to mean true love. It just had to.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Jesus. He could see the headlines now. Aliens Among Us. Run!”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“but then again, they were like baby Einsteins on crack.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“We were all dressed like a ragtag group of reject ninjas.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Yeah,it’s kind of a hobby. What’s yours? Kicking puppies?”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“¡Dulces bebes extraterrestres!”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I think I might have blushed. Damn me. -Daemon”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Luc let out a strangled, hoarse laugh. "Oh shit. ET so phoned home, kids.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“—¿Por qué sonríes si me has tirado? Me ofreció la mano. —Las cosas pequeñas son las que me hacen feliz.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial highway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I rolled my eyes. "I'm sure I'll hold out until Halloween." "That's already passed." "Exactly," I muttered”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Throwing a sub at the Apollyon probably wasn't something that should be done in public. But I couldn't help it; I laughed.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss me—and I thought I was actually going to have to hit…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“ "Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry." The thing was named…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“He can read your mind without even knowing." Dee's face went from pale to bright cherry. "Oh God." "What?" She smacked her…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Smacking his arm lightly, she leaned back. "And Adam is way nicer than his brother." "A rabid hyena is nicer than Andrew,"…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She doesn't play nice with others" Sadi huffed out. "So I'm in the process of adjusting her attitude" "And I'm in the…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“For a brief second, I entertained the idea of ripping off my gloves, rushing down the hall, and jumping on Dustin’s back…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“He stepped aside, allowing me back into the hallway. As we headed to another elevator, he was glued to my hip. "As…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“A demigod?” I repeated like I’d just learned to speak a few seconds ago. “A real, live demigod?” “Opposed to a fake,…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She giggled, then popped a lollipop back in her mouth. “Okay, before you tell me no, I already cleared it with Ash.”…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“She rolled her eyes. "Then what happened?" Rubbing his temples, he glanced at the door. "Bethany and I were making out and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Bananas?" He nodded with a small grin. "I discovered about those years ago that I absolutely hate those damn things." "But they're…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Marcus took a deep breath "Alex, what happened exactly?" "I've already told you everything. I ran into her in the garden. She…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human.” His arm shot…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Daemon always looks hot!!! Stretching into the aisle, I went to drop the note back on Carissa’s desk. Before it could leave…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“How are you feeling?" I leaned away from him. "Gross." Aiden frowned. "Gross?" "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Finish that sentence and I will stab you in the eye with the spork Bethany’s about to pull out of her bag…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Lowering my chin, I sighed. What my Seth wanted, I wanted, but... daimons? I rubbed my hands on my bent knees and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Rising up, I kissed Daemon's cheek. "No one trusts him, but you can't threaten him every five seconds." "Yes, I can.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I admitted. If I was going to hallucinate, then at least it was some hot dude instead of something gross.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I review books." "Do you get paid for them?" I laughed out loud at that. "No, not at all." Daemon seemed confused…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“It was a map. A really crudely drawn map of trees, mountains that looked like upside-down Vs, and stick people. Apparently, drawing…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I rolled my eyes, finishing off the burger. Rummaging around in the bag, I pulled out an extra-large order of fries. With…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout