I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death.… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on -… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Bill Cosby said it pretty eloquently: “Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share
I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others. — Bob Saget Copy Share
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one! — Bob Saget Copy Share
