Being punctual every time . . . people will think you have nothing better to do — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are funny. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some people are like clouds. Once they bug off, its a beautiful day. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake. lol — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I wonder what would happen if I brought a fishing pole into sea world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous world war 3 is about to start... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
As a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be... Turns out the police class this as… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
5 lies that girls tell : 1) I'm fine. 2) I'm not jealous. 3) I'm over him. 4) Sure we can be friends. 5) It's okay...! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
He's funny. He's adorable. He's sweet, loving. He's awesome. He's perfect. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when your phone don't have enough battery to let you take pictures or make a call , but it… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you ever think youve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they get up and walk away. - — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you make a face at the teacher and she turns around. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you think experts are expensive . . . wait and see what amateurs cost you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, "What...does a woman want?" — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Need a friend? text me.. need a love? call me.. need money? this number is not longer in service (LOL) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Me without you would be like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos And Google with no results... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You always regret setting ur phone on 'silent ' once you have misplaced it! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I never understood this about women: Bikini: No problem. Underwear & Bra: OMG! DON'T LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig… Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You:I didn't do it Person:Then why are you laughing? You:Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment when you say the entire alphabet just because you can't remember what letter comes next — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The most effective copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about new friendships is to try to figure out the boundary for jokes — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode. If I kept all this bitching to myself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
