That mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whatsapp would be a disaster if its ''last seen at'' is changed to ''last seen with — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If its sent by ship then its a cargo, if its sent by road then its a shipment. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Girls, If a Boy Answers your Phone call during CHRIS GAYLE's Batting, He truly Loves you, Marry him — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The Security Agencies are reading everyone's email?? LOL I don't even read my own email — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One of the great regrets in my life is that I suffered so many assholes so gladly for so many years, all… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Im going to lose weight. Im going to exercise everyday. Im going on a diet and Ill stick to it. Hey, is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today, I saw a crocodile eating a wild buffalo on Discovery. Bullshit!! We all know it's fake. Crocodiles eat Alpenliebe — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after youre in an argument youll try to waddle away angrily but still… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When women talk to each other, the devil sits in a corner quietly, learning! ;D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Reading text messages while half asleep is like looking into the sun. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Money cant buy happiness but some how its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Writing ''etc'' on an test because you don't remember any more examples. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When someone points skyward, its the fool that looks at the finger. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Its funny how you meet your ex and feel you've met a stranger who knows so much about you — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm going to open up a store next to forever 21 and call it finally 22 — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Finding someone with the exact same music taste as you is like finding a buried treasure. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If I get 30 days to study I'll spend 29 days to find xerox notes. -Engineer :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear voices in my head, talk separately so we can all understand each other, thank you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares . . . try missing a couple of check payments. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
