To my ex: You're supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new choice..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she cant stand years later. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A relationship w/ no trust, is like a phone w/ no service. All you can do is play games. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't argue with an idiot,He wll draG you down to his level & beat you with eXperience — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear mom & dad, if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea. sincerely, your daughter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others its you always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. a husband sent his wife this I'm having a very wonderful time, I wish you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Someone at work said to her, Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend she said, Yes, I do, but… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Guy's thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect man run off with them and get married, and have a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear iPhone, I have typed hahaha like a million times, yet you continually give me hagaha, bahaha, gagaha... I hate you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That moment when you say,Just Kidding but you're actually dead serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Babe, sorry I didn't give you anything for valentine, I prefer my money remains mine. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement and no reply — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didnt read. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let's just be friends is a nice way of saying Let's ignore each other and never talk..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I still don't understand why Kim Kardashian is famous. I'm serious. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Shut up, you're just 14. - Said the 15 year old. I always say this :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
