My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Lack of sleep can lead to an increased desire for sex and substance abuse — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize that my voice is a lot worse than my problem. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Everything is beautiful depends upon the situation.. A school bell sounds irritating at 8 am but the same bell sounds melodious at 2 pm. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they're like, Hey what are you doing here? & I'm like Oh… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button youll be disconnected! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, How old are you? I said, I'm five. He said,… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what's on my mind. I'm gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Statistics say that 95% of the men masturbate. The rest 5% are liars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go to rummage though my bin???? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ronically, in this world, a poor doesn't have clothes to wear and a rich doesn't want wear proper clothes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-) I Love U sister — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun to a guy, it really means: Have a freakin' horrible time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
