Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing. as simple as that xP — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I f u feel like doing some work, sit down n relax till that feeling goes away!!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night... and if I'm lucky, I get some during the day — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When youre at someones house: Normal people: What a lovely house! Me: Whats your wifi password? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I support cloning. After all, I cant be everywhere at once when I rule the world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Student sent a telegram to his Father: NO MONEY, NO FUN, -UR SON. Father replied, HOW SAD, TOO BAD,-UR DAD — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I'm the victim here! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much! Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable. : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally¦¦ Thats why boys go to college — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
God made whiskey, god made pepsi, god made me so sexy! god made rivers, god made lakes, god made u….well we all… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Bad news: You can't please everyone in this world. Good news: You don't have to please everyone in this world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going?… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I used to eat lots of natural foods until I learnt that most people die of natural causes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The four most important words in any marriage...'Ill do the dishes.' — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sitting at Home: Oh. It's raining. Cool. Sitting at School: HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My computer is basically useless When it's not connected to the Internet. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
One of the bravest things you can do is acknowledge and support the strength of others. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..* Hello? -___- — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
Why Worry? It's a total waste of time and it doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you busy… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share
