Sometimes we forgive others simply because we still want them in our life. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
When you lose : Who cares ?! It's just a game ! When you win: HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He that sympathizes in all the happiness of others, perhaps himself enjoys the safest happiness. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
“Arabella- Why you felt it was imperative for me to leave my house in a traveling trunk is still beyond me. You… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
All of my family members have had moments where they're upset with me because I'll cavalierly write a story just to be… — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
Mom: Have you seen my daughters? guy: The really tall one and the short black one? MOM: Yeah!! thats them, where are… — Amber Smith Copy Share Image
Learning to code is the single best thing anyone can do to get the most out of the amazing future in front… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It wasn't that funny, but I laughed. There wouldn't be much laughter in the world if people didn't like each other, because… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
