We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to us. — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
It is not so much what happens to you as how you think about what happens." Epictetus — Epictetus Copy Share Image
“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex. Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs. — Shaggy Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept,… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I remember trying to be funny, and both of my parents were terribly funny. My father was also very dignified, but my… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
Improv is always seen as something that's funny, but worth a $5 ticket, $10 at most. I think ISC is one of… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Guy: Hey... listen, I know you're probably pissed at me... Woman: It happend. You chose her. Obviously the wrong choice, but... you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Throughout the history of commercial life nobody has ever quite liked the commission man. His function is too vague, his presence always… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Who doesn't want to come and put fangs on, and a funny mad costume, and pretend to be like a really over-the-top… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should… — Larry Speakes Copy Share Image
