A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
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You always get exaggerated notions about things you don't know anything about. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
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“...It's probably polite to pretend you don't see people coming out of pawnshops, anyhow.” — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
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When the powerful horses went out, they were straining to go throughout the earth. And he said, "Go throughout the earth!" So… — Zechariah 6:7 Copy Share Image
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When we wrote 'Avenue Q,' we worked hard to create something that could be funny and satirical but also had some surprise… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
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