Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing… — Bob Hope Copy Share
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I… — Bob Hope Copy Share
