All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses? — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie.… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing… — Bob Hope Copy Share
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I… — Bob Hope Copy Share
