Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Toddlers are germ-warfare machines in a cute package" - Debora Geary” — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is a mistake," Labruyère tells us, "to be in love without an ample fortune.” — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
“One thing I have to give Christians; were it not for Sunday, every day of the week would be a workday.” — Lex Allen Copy Share Image
“Throughout life try to remember...to always keep your head up high and your middle finger higher!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding. — Abraham Kaplan Copy Share Image
It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think that understanding spoils your experience... How would they know? — Marvin Minsky Copy Share Image
“That?" I glanced back to the door where JT had disappeared. "That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus , subspecies Closeted Headup Hisassia… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard… — G.M. Malliet Copy Share Image
If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one… — Jim Leyland Copy Share Image
“Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Stella explained that when he had arrived, because of his English accent, she had assumed that he was me, and had asked… — Tony Hawks Copy Share Image
“The lieutenant’s fooling around again with the telegraph girl at the station,” said the corporal, after he had gone. “He’s been running… — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“I'm not helping any of you freaks!" she shouts. "I'm not the Witch of Wayland, you hear me? I'm sick of all… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
The people shall further be graded according to wealth, and—humorous touch this—the more obviously a man labor, the more stinting shall be… — Jamie O'Neill Copy Share Image
“He'd never asked for an exciting life. What he really liked, what he sought on every occasion, was boredom. The trouble was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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