Humorous Quotes · Page 68

The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.

— Iimani David

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm…

— Randy Pausch

Maybe there'll be a simple, innocent explanation. I don't think so, because I think we would have offered that up already.

— Mike McCurry

My childhood memories of my grandparents are of a wonderful, complementary couple. While my grandfather had a spirited, humorous personality, my grandmother…

— Kristina McMorris

I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.

— Drew Barrymore

And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes…

— Billy Joel

“Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as…

— Michael Hogan

“Count Duchamps: It's a wonder he didn't clank when he [Jim West] when he walked. (referring to all of Jim's gadgets and…

— Wild Wild West TV

“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”

— Julio-Alexi Genao

“Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked in poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some…

— Charles Dickens

Let me remind you that this is God's universe, and He is doing things His way. You may think you have a…

— J. Vernon McGee

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's…

— Tommy Douglas

“Lui Panaitescu de la vecinii orfani si neconsolati”

— Anonymous