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“Damn there were days being a woman confused the hell out of her.- Aella” — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
Manage by objectives. Tell people exactly what you want them to do and then get out of their way. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. — Reinhard Bonnke Copy Share Image
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Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange"… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
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Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
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It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
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“He's gaining on us," the Turk said. "That is also inconceivable," the Sicilian said. "Before I stole this boat we're in, I… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
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The nephew revenges himself for this, by holding his breath and terrifying his kinswoman with the dread belief that he has made… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Abstract reason, formerly the servant of practical human reasons, has everywhere become its master, and denies poetry any excuse for existence. Though… — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
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“literally: This word should be deleted. All too often, actions described as “literally” did not happen at all. As in, “He literally… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
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