The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised…

No, I was not born with a monocle in my eye.

— Conrad Veidt

On the other hand, I'm drawn to top hats, and spats, and mustaches. I haven't read a Missed Connection yet with someone wearing a…

— Sophie Blackall

You ought to have seen Frédéric with his monocle, his greying whiskers, his calm demeanour, carving his plump quack-quack, trussed and already flamed, throwing…

— Leon Daudet

Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used

— Terry-Thomas

He did look like the Monopoly man, but it was smooth. I thought he was going to pull a monocle out. That would have…

— Richard Sherman

I would like to see a president with a monocle.

— Greg Gutfeld

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

— Dennis Miller

Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a…

— Chip Kidd

In general, obsolete technology is obsolete for a reason. Monocles are no exception.

— Neil Blumenthal

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

— Bill Bailey

With Your great schemes, You ruin our happiness like a harvester ruins a mouse's nest: I hate You, God, I hate You as though…

— Graham Greene

When his highness sends a ship to Egypt, does he trouble his head whether the mice on board are at their ease or not?

— Voltaire

There's a mouse in here with me. He's sitting there in the light of the lamp, looking up at me. He seems as surprised…

— Michael Morpurgo

“Curiosity killed the cat, but not before teaching her that honey bees are not sweet, tweeting birds are slow to react, mice can serve…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

The youth of India has the strength to move the entire World with a click of a mouse, we have generated that ability!

— Narendra Modi