The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let's work together bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're cool enough to reply with a one word response? I'm cool enough to not respond. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I turned my phone onto Airplane mode and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on I have softball like almost everyday and I don't finish until late so I'm sorry I can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I'm hungry Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Dad, I'm serious. I thought you were Hungry. Are you kidding me? Nope, I'm Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't judge anybody until you've walked a mile in their shoes. After that it doesn't matter, because they're a mile away and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Can Never Control Who You Fall In Love Even Your In The Most Sad Confused Times Of Your Life, You Don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hello, modeling agency? Yes! Umm.. I just got 37 likes on my new profile pic, I think I'm ready to go pro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is your ass jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth, ha! Get some toilet paper for it bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like porn lesbians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your smiling at your phone like an idiot, and your parents ask you who you're talking to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if you don't like me, I'm not on this Earth to fucking please you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you finally take a decent picture and then asyou continue to stare it gets uglier — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only Peter Parker who do not end up in hospital when bitten by poisonous spider, even he become more stronger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: I have the pussy so I make the rules. Boy: I have the dick so I fuck the rules — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot.' She's a person, not a temperature — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can tell who likes who, but yet, can't tell who likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
