Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exact definition of physics:physics is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room when there is no cat actually,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, hed be lost without it, and while he doesnt always know the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My damn phone doesn't allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, Low… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster. And I'm afraid it's quite… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pleeease like ? I need sexy people to go and like this sexy page FOR ME ? please(: i really want them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow night is nothing but one long sleepless wrestle with yesterdays omissions and regrets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe you haven't finished the thing I forgot to tell you to start. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need a girlfriend my studies irritates me everyday, that's enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're all excited about openinga present, and when you open it,it sucks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question- how can you make god laugh??? Answer- tell him about your future plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how far away you move, you'll always be a dear friend several of us think about sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now??? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't break a girls heart, because she'll probably write a bestselling album about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Flies only live for 24 hours,except for the ones that get into your room.Those ones magically live forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
