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Are we done with law school yet? Seriously, we've been sitting here for years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you cansee if they're prettier than you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People think taking advantage of someone is a funny thing to do these days. Well, it's not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those funny memories that you randomly remember, and you can't stop smiling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know when exactly that UFO landed and dropped off all these stupid people here but it obviously isn't coming back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always had a feeling that maybe God and Satan were females.. because guys can't keep grudges for this long.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DIRTY FIGHTER! all the kids hollered. I stop punching and looked up,mystified. Down on the island,this was the way we'd always fought. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else pretends to be interested in a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dating a crazy person is like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug itinto the computer, Titanic is syncing, press cancel, feel like a hero. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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If you think you're It riding ahead of the pack, look back to see if the pack's still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't say I hate you, I just saidif you were on fire.. I might just roast marshmellows. Big difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend it doesn't bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to kill the sexiest person in the world, but suicide is a sin. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
