To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if there was a notification that said, your crush is viewing your profile now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That horrifying moment when your mom says... I need to talk to you. And u think of everything you did wrong this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you get the result of your exam and find out you failed your so Upset…But when you find out that your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If things expand when they heat up, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not fat; I'm just HOT! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between me and her is that I can make him smile with my pants on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, it's been more than 10 years, you're not getting your license — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decide to declare independence in winter — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the room and you switch tabs faster than lightning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need you to remind me of my age,I have my bladderto do that for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't know how to say farewell, put on a Kermit and let him say it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awwwh, Your Dating My Ex.? That's Cute, I'm Eating a Samwitch Do You Want Those Leftovers Too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren't trying to wake someone... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
