If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that T-Rex's were only angry and aggressive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I explained that I'd been homeschooled but that didn't help. She must have been picturing cavemenlike supervillians in capes grunting and showing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Does anyone else have an Epileptic Goldfish? Do you find it's alright when you,put it back in it's bowl? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
