In elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else behind you was your b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when Reading your best friend's statusand thinking, Ha! I know exactly who that's about! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when you share quotes to everyone , yet deep inside you wanted to say to only one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is written in my life-blood, such that it is, thick or thin; and I can no other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blanket On - Hot Blanket Off - Cold 1 Leg Out - Perfect … Until The Demon From Paranormal Activity Grabs It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear eavesdropping boys, No, we weren't really talking about tampons. We just wanted you to go away. Sincerely, it worked, didn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you¦ But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like messed up people, and I try to associate with them as much as I possibly can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prank calling someone and saying is your refridurater runing,... yes,... well than you better go ketch it haha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat, then clearly you've had 2 heaping bowls of annoying today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you really want to talk to someone, but don't know how to continue the conversation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I hate u..i'm saying that if u ever get hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not to get all technical; but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with, 'So this b*tch...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher:The test is very easy. Me:Sure it is bitch, you already know the answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
