I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate our freedom to complain about July 4th falling in the middle of the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't cheat on my test, I was just inspired by other students' answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I dislike waking up in the morning, checking my phone, and seeing no good morning text from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are 80, your physical appearance will change, but the personality won't, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We've been looking for you since Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In grammar class the teacher asks her student 'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm here for every single one of you. If you ever feel the need to get something off your chest, justmessage the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning … put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you speak listen, before you write think, Before you quit try, Before you take a SHIT, look at the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Selena:Who says you're not perfect? Miley:Nobodys Perfect! Pink: Youre F**king Perfect... Im confused, Am I perfect or not? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always give your best and inspire others to do likewise. That you are appreciated should come as no surprise. Your kind… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Thomas Paine showed Benjamin Franklin the manuscript of The Age of Reason, Franklin advised him not to publish it, saying, ''The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those people with cars as their Facebook picture… …So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Losing your phone in your blanket and having to throw the blanket around until it falls out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Day before the test* Whatever,I don't need to study, I got this.*Day of the test* Why do I do this to myself? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding another web-based outlet for your consuming narcissism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Hanukkah miracle would be feeling confident that you spelled Hanukkah correctly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In.Your. Head. Pauses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comment What Celeb You Guys Want An Edit For Now!. Or Should I Keep Doing The Demi Edit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you have to be that way, you seemed normal until I got to know you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
