Admit it. In class you go through your textbooks, find a funny looking person, & tell your friendsThat's you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back when I was a kid; The only 'fake' friends we had were invisible ones — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mexican word of the day Wheelchair : Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay, Wheelchair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…I could be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When Your At Church in Front Of Everyone And Your 5 Year Old Cousin Slaps Your butt, Laughs, Than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny. you dump me for her, and when she doesnt want you or a any other girls u come crying back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Justin Bieber and One direction were drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with the self addressed, pre-paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember back in the day when Internet memes were funny? I miss those days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry guys ill try to be on later I'll still be on my iPod but I'll still be on (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Hand Sanitizer, Thanks For Letting Me Know I Have A Cut On My Hand. From, My Hand In On Fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's go see a movie about a teenage girl's decision between necrophilia and bestiality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'llbecome karma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking about someone constantly but knowing you never cross there mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing sexual promiscuity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Rosh Hashanah to a Jew who knows more about the iPhone 5 than about Rosh Hashanah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
