Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear phone, Thank you for not making me look like a loner in awkward situations. Sincerely me — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kids on are you smarter than a 5th grader, what elementary school did you go to? Sincerely, I didn't learn that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People told me I shouldn't take everything too seriously, and I didn't listen. Now I wish I had, because I tormented myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres hell in hello, good in goodbye, lie in believe, over in lover, end in friend, ex in next, and if in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between a Normal Person and a Nerd…Nerd: I got one question wrong :(..Normal Person: I got one question right! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, mark it. This may be strong language, but heed it. The people mean it, and, my friends of the Eastern Democracy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: DINNER TIME!! *0.0001 Seconds Later* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALL YOU? DINNER TIME!!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me:Holla, coma estas Spanish guy *speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I know its not a quote but when I saw this in the middle of R.E I was killing my self… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At my funeral,when they are lowering me into the ground,I demand they play DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remeber the first day we started talking? I do because that's whatstarted you and I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weeds has shown me that major drug deals don't have to be such an unpleasant experience. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbating is a form of stress relief...so go fuck yourself and calm down.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush ofhappiness when your crush likesyour facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how I was there for you when no one else was and I still ended up being the bad guy... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
