I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back…Nice ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Years of education , solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Surely if we have learned anything from the history of morals it is that the thing to do with a moral quandary… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looked Back And Saw 90 People Have Hearted it! Thank You So Much For Everyone That Is Reading it(: I'm Working On… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont cut in front of people whenever Im waiting in long line, thats rude. I just start dancing & grinding on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear hoodies & sweatpants, Thank you for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is all about ass; you're either covering it,laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shoutout For Shoutout? [= -Give us one first. -Comment 'done' when finished. -NO CHEATING. I'm checking. -Be patient. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you hear people speak in another language: 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those bitches better not be talking about me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm seriously jealous of every girl that I have seen from Who Does She Suit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look Myself In the Mirror and I wonder: How the fuck did I ever become this AWESOME...!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm awkward when people compliment me. Nice hair Me: Thanks, I grew it myself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when people take so long to reply back to my text. 'Like' if you're a fast texter ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If woke up knowing I'd see you everday, I'd be more of a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
