Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you finish a game and just don't know what to do with your life anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she staresat you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This really smart kid at my school got a 291 on a computer math test, and he's upset. while I'm over here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. so I through a coconut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy : I really like you. Girl : Cool story bro, how many other girls did you tell that to ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The funny thing about the truth is everyone has their own version of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody busted in my car window. Thank god they didn't take my servitude outline. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people - I'm single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you're still single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Hey What's up?Nothing, you? Same Cool.Yeah. LIKE if you hate conversations like this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have had zero relationships and I am perfectly happy with that I don't need a boy to make me happy — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
