Why Bother Reading Books? We Have EMINEM He Can Read a Whole Story In 4 Minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know which arm rest is yours at the cinema. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you got an 'A' on your test? Please brag about how much smarter you are than everybody else — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear People :) , Stop Editing Your Pics -_- What If U Go Missing ? How Can We Find U If U… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not good at saying "thank you". I am much better at saying ... "ok.. gotta run.. I left $500 on the night stand". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: can yu please answer mine ? I'm very confused.. A: I'll do more advice after a little bit of Ask The Admin.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on having the same great idea as someone who successfully executed it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends will let you drive them around no matter how many times you almost kill them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have sex with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfortunately we have tried to establish Right by Might, and you just can't do that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one shampoo bottle that's always empty in your shower yet nobody throws it away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So my phone goes off in class, good thing I have the same ringtone as the teacher… hehehehe — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientifically I am feeling the effect of chemicals being sent to my brain, but theoretically I love you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
World war 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I get mad at you, please just understand me. Im just being paranoid because I love you too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between tanning and looking a like a bag of doritos raped you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to bed .. really means.. I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
