That Awkward Moment When You Put Finger In Your Nose and Notice Someone Is Watching You! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbors noisy party than being there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 25 years: Me: When I was a kid I had the iPhone 4S. My kid:That's lame. I have the iPhone 500S.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when the song you hate is stuck in your head. (happened to me with Rebecca Black's friday song-.-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's funny. he's adorable.he's sweet. he's loving. he's awkward. he's beautiful.he's awsome. he PERFECT!i didnt say a name but he popped into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're reading this... Congratulations í, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, I don't know what is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not clumsy. Its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're 14 and half naked in your profile picture? Congratulations í. Your parents must be proud. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude, she just called you deaf.WHAT?!?! I said, she just called you deaf! Awwhh HELL NAWH!! My name ain't Beth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
