It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awarked moement when you see your class mate at the store, and you both act like you dont even know each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Going down my facebook wall* …is in a relationship … went from single to in a relationship. … is in a relationship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this. 2. You're realizing this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those girls in My Super Sweet 16 that cry because they got a black Mercedes instead of a white Range… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person 1: I can draw really well Person 2: I'm athletic Person 3: I can write really well Person 4: I'm fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Breaking Bad has taught me the hazards of bringing my porn-filled computer anywhere near a giant magnet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the average man becomes thoroughly acquainted with himself, he ceases to wonder why has so few friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men wouldn't have to lie so much... if women wouldn't ask so many questions! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss the old days where if you liked someone, all you had to do was chase them around the playground. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she is crazy, but if her emotions were on my iPod, they would be on shuffle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime the phone rings, I wish it was you. Haha, jk. I know you hate me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said words can't hurt people, Never got hit in the face by a dictionary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads the family with 1 ring! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
