Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your uncle jack helped you off a elephant, woul you help your uncle jack off a elephant? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when someone hates on you. Bitch, my mom thinks I'm amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that T-Rex's were only angry and aggressive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please figure this out and get back to me asap even though it would take me less time to do it myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing your pics. ...What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop waiting around for Prince Charming. Get up and go find him, the poor idiot is probably stuck in a tree somewhere...haha:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nana's French knickers were surely a symbol of liberty and abandonment, worn only by women who didn't care for conventional frills or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
