A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry.I can't help that you don't know the answer;you're not going to cheat off me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal person flirting: Hey babe(: what's goin on? Me flirting: Your face. I like that sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, don't worry, I'm werein really tight skinny jeans so I can't get them off and neither can the raper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I explained that I'd been homeschooled but that didn't help. She must have been picturing cavemenlike supervillians in capes grunting and showing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket & It's almost like heart fail… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am cleaning up my facebook friends page. If you are deleted don't take it personally. It is strictly based on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was on a boat the other day when my computer fell into the ocean and it was a Dell so now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
