If a guy tells you that you drive him crazy, you are either doing something really right, or terribly wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading the TJ Hooper case, a lady in class asked Torts professor if Learned Hand was an actual person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! Wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!!!! -Message sent- Okay, KILL me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I stepped on my new phone and heard a crack !! Immediately I started praying God please ! It should be my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who is always there for you? -Joseph. He's always right but Inever listen. I know exactly whoto go to when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on I have softball like almost everyday and I don't finish until late so I'm sorry I can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I'm hungry Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Dad, I'm serious. I thought you were Hungry. Are you kidding me? Nope, I'm Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People will wonder, Am I supposed to think this is funny or serious? People need the comforting aural cue of laughter. It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
