Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents catch you masturbating? Stare straight at em and finish like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I can be a rapper, I'm good at rhymes.. cat, bat, fat, hat, chat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ?? Dad: of course not, why? ! Son: That… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone else understands it but you. But you still act like you did because you'll just Google it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Working hard homework.* PHONE: 1 new message! *Picks up phone to reply & mom comesin.* MOM: So! You've been texting this whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On our 21st birthday, we don't care what the world thinks of us; only later we discover that it wasn't thinking of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure that the horror/zombie film '28 Days Later' was actually written by a law student in reference to a JNOV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
