She's not a slow texter she's texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't break someone's heart they have only one, Break their bones, they have 206 of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?... When Nickelodeon made sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anybody read the book Thirteen Reasons Why I am reading it right now and its pretty good so far if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perhaps Voldemort's Face Is Flat And He Lost His Teeth Because He Ran Into The Wrong Wall At The Train Station :P… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say from all this talking, I assume your done working SHUT UP,from all this complaining, I assume… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've knitted myself a hat, it's plum red with an appealing lace pattern, I figured that a few air holes would be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
