Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever be depending on a rabbit's foot for good luck, when it obviously didn't work for the rabbit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, I am gonna tell your mom was the scariest sentence. :S — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts,without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have had zero relationships and I am perfectly happy with that I don't need a boy to make me happy — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed. I miss teleporting. It never happens to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder why¦ When theres something you dont want to do, you suddenly want to clean¦ but once you start cleaning, it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SHARE FOR SHARE anyone ? 1- SHARE us first 2- post that we are having an admin contest on 66,000 3- comment… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beer:$10, Weed:$20, Condoms:$2.75. Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex... PRICELESS! Fuck mastercard it pays to discover! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When You Put Finger In Your Nose and Notice Someone Is Watching You! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime the phone rings, I wish it was you. Haha, jk. I know you hate me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said words can't hurt people, Never got hit in the face by a dictionary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads the family with 1 ring! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she is crazy, but if her emotions were on my iPod, they would be on shuffle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not clumsy. Its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbors noisy party than being there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
