A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasms gotten to a point where I dont even know if Im kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I have ever said anything to insult you, please let me know, I might wanna say it again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SMS love Esfahani : ege gonjish peridan yadesh bered . ege shirin farhad yadesh bered . ege mahi darya yadesh bered .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey guys Sorry I haven't been on! I've had cheer camp and we keep getting really bad storms that keep knocking out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Funny when you date someone and they say I love you but then you knew that when they say it they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things human absolutely cannot do in this world . 1. Counting their hair . 2. Speaking during swallowing 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who and make sure they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACT: HATERS don't really hate you. They hate THEMSELVES because YOU are the reflection of what they wished to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather steal Lady Gaga's creativity without having to go near her vagina — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking 'naps' sounds so childish...I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger I rememberwatching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on not making enough money to be considered for layoffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with This girl I know.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you finish a game and just don't know what to do with your life anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fuck did you use before!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a MERCEDES than on a BICYCLE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil because she wants to see what she is getting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
