(791 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
Loading...Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
(75 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
(117 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
(104 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p
(177 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
"PART OF LIFE",
But smiling in all those situations is called
"ART OF LIFE".
(671 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
(49 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
(63 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
(60 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
(22 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Everything that is happening
at this moment is a result
of the choices you've made in the past.
(Deepak Chopra)
(24 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)Loading...The future belongs to those
who believe in
the beauty of their dreams.
(Eleanor Roosevelt)
(110 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."