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What is a grownup joke?
A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
- What is a adult joke?
- Do u want to hear a dirty joke
- Joke kaisa laga ?
- Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami
- Never joke with brainless girls
- Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)
- Funny Kiss Joke
- Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
- Latest version of java
- A sardar went to Pizza Hut
- Sitting on the top of mountain
- Girl fully exhausted
- MONTHS After They Broke Up
- Girl falling from 80th floor
- Money wrapped in a rubber band?
- Sardar Joined a new job
- Sardar made a call to the airport
- Usama asked Kajol
- A sardar goes to a restaurant
- You are seeing my wife
- A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
- Positive thought
- How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
- No 1 will touch ur mom
- Sardar was wearing mosquito net
- Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor
- 3 new girl friends.
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- What if I cheat you?
- My nights are going sleepless
- Why do muslim covers females?
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go... . . . A white horse fell in the mud
u r... A B C D E F G H I J K L A=Aachhe B=Briliant C=Cool D=Dashing E=Emotional F=Fantastic G=Great H=Hot I=Intelligent & JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.
TERROR JOKE - What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls
Today's Reality : (Not A Joke) Big House But Small Family.! More Degrees But Less Common Sense. Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.! Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.! High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.! High IQ But Less Emotions.! Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.! Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.! Many Comedians,But None Are.. […]
Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"
MONTHS After They Broke Up, He asked her: If he ever crossed her mind? She replied with: "You Never Left It" She asked him: If he still loved her? He replied with: "I never stopped"
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi
In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D
Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?‚ GOD replied, “no dear, result is near‚
A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]