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Childhood is like being drunk
C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
What You Did,
Except You ..
- Mistakes in childhood
- A festival full of sweet childhood memories
- He who remembers his Lord
- Thought For The LIFE TIME
- Save a space for me..
- How good I play the guitar ???
- Choosing Career Is Like
- Wanted single girl
- New economic analysis
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
- Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton
- Want to win or to be happy?
- Missed Calls From Your ...
- Height of confidence
- 10 marks in an exam
- The two main rules of the company..
- A man received an unknown call..
- What if you don't see me for 2 days?
- Heart & brain to understand
- Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
- Sardar selected a short girl to marry
- Sardar Joined a new job
- Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
- Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
- Gangster's son failed his examination
- We were using duplicate key
- New style of proposing a girl
- I will give both of them
- No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
- Best ever advice!
- jeevan me .........
- I Salute Ur Father
We Used Pencil When We Were Small But Now We Use Pens Or Ball Pen... Do U Know Why? Because Mistakes In Childhood Can Be Erased But Not Now.. Strange But True
A festival full of sweet childhood memories, sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, house full of diyas and heart full of joy. Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
The prophet (SAW) said: "He who remembers his Lord and who does not remember his Lord, are like the living and the dead." (Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539
Thought For The LIFE TIME "Work Hard But Make Some Time To Your L O V E F A M I L Y N F R I E N D S Nobody Remembers The Power-Point Presentations, Marks or Degrees On Your Death"
Friend, Save a space for me in ur heart & not in ur mind the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers like now i remembered U.
boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/
Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
- New Advertisement - WANTED SINGLE GIRL, Able To Cook, Love And Have Job, Must Have HOUSE & CAR. Plz Send Picture 0f HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D
New Economic Analysis: Its better to have a Long distance Relationship: Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]
A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended
?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no […]
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now […]
Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men n Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
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Think positive Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D
Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one
jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jaata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate, samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day