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An idea that is developed

"An Idea that is developed
and
put into Action
is more important than
an Idea that exists as an Idea only."

Reason for everything

There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can€™t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

Time to help or time to hurt

Knowingly We Dont Have Time To Help People,

Unknowingly We Always Manage Time To Hurt People.

Think Again.

Its True.

If Not happy being single!

"If you are not happy being single,
U'll never be happy in a relationship..!!
Get your own life first,
then try 2 share it with someone"

Parrot sits on elephant

Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything

What to do when mosquito bites?

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
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?
?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

Silence and smile is the best..

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

belated happy b'day

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile's battry was also verylow,
thats y i can't get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U

"HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

"happy birth da 2 U"

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."

What is the fastest thing in world?

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!