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Harder to run away
Did You Know . . .?
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.
- Harder for a women to run away
- What's harder after making some1 happy?
- Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder
- Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
- Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
- Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
- Funny Facts / Truths of life
- Mothers of hard work & invention
- Yoga affect on drinking habbit
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- Luckier is the woman...
- When a man holds a woman hands?
- Difference between a woman and a magnet
- What A Mystery
- Get the person you love the most
- Choosing Career Is Like
- Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi
- How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
- Why did u shoot ur wife ?
- A successful man / woman
- A woman shoots her husband.
- 10 Marvellous Quotations..!!
- Man on right & women on left
- Special Women's Day Message
- Add wife, have life :p
- A man / woman speaks
- See from my eyes gem of a woman
- New sim to surprise her husband
- Most expensive way to sleep
- Women's guess described by Rudyard Kipling
- Woman is like a tea bag
- Man and woman sent on earth
- Happy Women's Day!
Did You Know . . .? That "HEELS" Are Man's Invention . . . . . . To Make It Harder For A Woman To Run Away. ;)
Do you know what's harder after making other people HAPPY??? It's when they don't realize that you also need someone to do the same!
"Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier." So Keep Praying . . . .
Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
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Necessity is the mother of hard work; vision is the mother of invention. - G.E. Nordell
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
"When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of . . . . . . Cockraoch!
Someone said,"It's hard to live alone It's harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you have fallen in love with someone who can never be yours I replied,"and you know the best part is when you get the person you love the most while other peoples […]
Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u go away, she finds new device Man is like wi-fi, many devices can connect 2him at a time
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer
10 Marvellous Quotations..!! 1. I am a great believer in luck, and i find that the harder i work, the more i have of it! 2. Whenever you fall, pick something up! 3. No one can climb the ladder of success, with both hands in the pocket! 4. I am a slow walker but i […]
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!
This is just my way of saying that you are a very special Woman in my life! Thanks!
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p
As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
If you could see it from my eyes you would know you are one gem of a Woman! Happy Women's Day
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage!
Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling
A woman is like a tea bag -- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt Happy Women's Day
Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens" Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women's Day!