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1. Pakistani And American

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

2. A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]

3. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

4. A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

5. Some one asked about my past

Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

6. Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

7. I will not overspeed

Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit Please let me go, I am a teacher. A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.

8. A person who keeps on talking...

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

9. 'The POLITE Way to PEE!

''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]

10. Height of Good Luck ...!

Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

11. Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

12. I am the ninth letter

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I". Kashif: I is ...... TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am." Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

13. Top 10 New Year Resolutions SMS

Top 10 New Year Resolutions Spend More And More Time With Family Help Others In Need Control Obesity Help Others In Need Quitting Smoking And Drinking Will Get More Organized Motivate More On Your Well being Will Obey The Elders Get Rid Of All Debts Will Do Homework In Time

14. To the students!

To his/her students A teacher is always true! We are fortunate to have a teacher As wonderful loving and caring as you! Happy Teachers Day!

15. Lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

16. Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

17. Where does God live?

Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

18. Which is important, sun or the moon?

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.

19. A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

20. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

21. One day with a great teacher!

"Better Than A Thousand Days Of Diligent Study Is One Day With A Great Teacher..." Happy Teacher's Day

22. The world's best teacher

Teachers Day The way you teach... The knowledge you share... The care you take... The love you shower.. Makes you... The world's best teacher... Happy Teacher's Day!

23. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

24. Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

25. What is my age?

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

26. Thanks for being my teacher

Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being my teacher. Happy Teachers Day

27. Happy New Year Teacher

2020 Taught Me What It Feels Like To Be A Teacher. You Taught Me Well My Wish Is That In 2021, I Can Become More Like You Thanks Teacher, Happy New Year

28. Teacher And A Student

Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!

29. What happened in 1869?

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

30. Teacher Is Lamp Of Nation.

Teacher Is Lamp Of Nation. Teacher Only One Person Who Serve Society In Real Manner. Salute All Teachers Of Nation. Happy Teachers Day

31. My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."

32. How do u spell crocodile

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

33. Question by a student !!

Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?