(183 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
Loading...Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
(12 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)Loading...Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega,
Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega!
Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo,
Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega
(88 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Feel a life without me,
Khali khali se hai na....
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don't b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin"
(10 votes, average: 2.90 out of 5)Loading...kitne nadaan thy toufan ko kinara samjha
kitne bejan saharon ko sahara samjha,
kitnay anjaan thy wo log jo sahil pe thy,
hamain doobta dekha or nazara samjha
(51 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p
(257 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Sometimes our friends are angry and it's because of our own mistakes, and when we realize it we feel that we should say sorry, at this stage the problem of how to say sorry arises.
For that reason we have compiled a nice list of sorry sms, apology sms, sorry message, sorry quotes, and some decent poetry for saying sorry.
We hope you will love our collection, and give your feedback by voting each sms.
(23 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejuice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon
(652 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)Loading...All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY....!
(99 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...There are some times that we need
to know that people care about us.
This is one of those times,
and I happen to be one of those people.
Hope you feel better soon.
(677 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...I Know How Angry You Are ...
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us ...
Please Forgive Me