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Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai

Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.

Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue har waqt Yaad Aata Hai.

U b d Sun of my life ?

Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P

Girl wearing a very short skirt

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko

Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko,
kisi aur ka naam ley kar jalayain unko.

Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hame hoga,
ab koi ye bataye k kis tarah satayein unko.

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.

Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.

Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!

Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!
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I m 'Pathan',
My Name Is 'Altaf',
I Speak 'Sindhi'
And
Live In 'Baloch Colony'
With My 'Punjabi' Family

Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do

Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai,
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai,

Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do‚¦
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.

Girls silence is dangerous

Girl's silence is dangerous.

They're either :
---> about to blow up
---> need a hug
---> falling apart
---> crying inside

Or all of the above.

Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo

Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo,
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo,

Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu,
Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

Nigah dor talak ja kar laut aye gi..

Karo ge yaad to har baat yaad aye gi,
Guzartey waqt ki har mulaqat yad aye gi,

Talash karo ge hum se behtar dost koi,
Nigah dor talak ja kar laut aye gi..