Prefer texting over calls

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1. So I Am Texting You..:P :P

Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ? Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World. Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..:P :P

2. if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

3. Missed Calls From Your ...

?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

4. Mobile texting with a low battery

Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

5. When A Girl or boy Falls Asleep Texting You

When a girl/boy falls asleep texting you, It doesn't mean you bore her/him. It just means she/he didn't want to end the conversation!

6. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

8. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

9. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

10. Save girl friend number as low battery

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

11. Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

12. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

13. The best part of our small life are friends

So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]

14. I'm talking to my wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

15. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

16. Same mobile phone chargers

Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

17. Diary n a public book

Love is a diary that only 1 person writes but friendship is a public book where u study in library. So what do u prefer? A diary o a public book.

18. Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

19. My phone is like my lover...

My phone is like my lover... It's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to ever morning!

20. Just hit redial...

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial

21. GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

22. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

23. That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚

24. Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]

25. Love For Every Citizen

The Far We Have As A Nation, The Endless Problems, And The Struggle For Justice, Freedom And Equal Rights For Every Patriot Calls For Love, Peace And Unity Among The Citizens Of This Nation. Happy Republic Day.

26. This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

27. Just wanted 2 say Good Night

() """ () ( ' ,' ) ''' Hey u!!! Yes u... the cute one... holding this phone! are you asleep? Juste wanted 2 say Good Night..!

28. Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just 2 Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

29. A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

30. The report said, "DELIVERED"

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Goodnight sms messages are usually sent as a good night greeting. some buddies like to send funny good night jokes. some prefer to send good night text messages in their native languages i.e urdu or hindi. And almost every lover is suppose to send a good night love sms or a sweet / romantic good […]

32. Examples of stupid questions people ask

Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]

33. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya