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1. Reality of fear... you are not ....

Reality of fear: U r not scared of the dark. U r scared of what's in it. U r not afraid of heights. U r afraid of falling. U r not afraid of the people around u. U r just afraid of rejection. U r not afraid to love. U r just afraid of not […]

2. Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...

Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI

3. What A Mystery

What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of . . . . . . Cockraoch!

4. Relations Are Like A Bird

Relations Are Like A Bird If U Catch Tightly It Dies... If U Catch It Loosely It Flies... But If U Catch Affectionately..... It Remains With U forever...

5. FOOL se, FOOL ne,

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ' You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

6. 31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

7. Head & Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

8. Afraid to lose me?

I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder, is there anyone out there afraid to lose me?

9. Open after 2 days

Plz open this after 2 days at saturday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2012. April Fool in Advance

10. Which one of us was the stupid one?

My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)

11. 2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ''APRIL FOOL''

12. April Fool's Day Origin / History / Theory (5 facts)

April Fool's Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts) 1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool's Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded. 2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times. 3.Change from Julian to Gregorian […]

13. How much I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me, And the other u miss is how much i miss u.

14. Stupid and beautiful at same time

A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to […]

15. Medical term for lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]

16. Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

17. Happy April Fool's Day 2020

Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool's Day 2020. And let me admit that I am happy today. I am Happy Today because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven't lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven't cheated anyone. When almost everyone is hurting by false […]

18. As u go 2 bed 2night

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r all right, I'LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck goodnight...

19. Someone missing you badly

When daylight turns to a darkened hue, The lovely stars hinting at you, Your heart beat tells You something true, That someone is badly missing you

20. Get well quick, u lazy bum,

Get well quick, u lazy bum, There's lots of work to do. If u stay sick, it's more work for me, And I'd rather it was for u.

21. Life is like a MOVIE...

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

22. It was a high counsel

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "Always do what you are afraid to do.) (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

23. Twinkle twinkle lazy star,kitna soyega uth ja yaar,

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi

24. Have a Relaxing Sunday

Sunday Is A Lazy Day. Sleep For An Extra Hour. Forget About The Daily Chores. Take The Easy Way Today And Sit Back And Relax. Have A Very Relaxing Sunday.

25. If I could ever have

If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, The touch of your fingers on my skin, And the feel of your heart beating with mine‚¦ Knowing that I could never find that feeling With […]

26. 6 truths of life

6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid […]

27. Even the driver say's so ...

A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife' The maid smiled and said 'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'

28. When somebody who is deeply in love

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

29. I am a good enough ...

I am a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.

30. Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend

Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday!

31. So I can catch when you Fall.

During our friendship, there will be times you wont see me beside you, don't think I left you behind, I just choose to walk behind you so I can catch when you Fall.

32. A genius is a person....

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

33. Friends are like fishes

Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..;)