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The universe is Finite…

Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

posted in Funny SMS

Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

posted in Funny SMS

Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain
agar tum tak pohanch jaye

tou bas itna samajh lena
ye un jazbo’n ki khusbuu hay

jinhai’n hum keh nahi sakte
magar tum jo ijazat do

tou chand lafzo’n main keh doon
k tum bin jee nahi sakte …
K tum bin jee nahi sakte …

posted in Poetry SMS

When I was born…Devil said

When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

posted in Funny SMS

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,

Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

posted in Sad SMS

Love is not about whom u have known the longest

LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first…
OR
Who cares the best…

It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.

posted in Love SMS

The subscriber cannot be reached

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

posted in Funny SMS



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