Latest Free SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain
agar tum tak pohanch jaye

tou bas itna samajh lena
ye un jazbo’n ki khusbuu hay

jinhai’n hum keh nahi sakte
magar tum jo ijazat do

tou chand lafzo’n main keh doon
k tum bin jee nahi sakte …
K tum bin jee nahi sakte …

When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,

Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first…
OR
Who cares the best…

It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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